super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I need to sanitize my soul.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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