Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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