Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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