I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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