ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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