Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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