I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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