when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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