Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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