But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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