pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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