What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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