I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
