I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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