he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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