How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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