If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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