Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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