So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
thus making me awesome and them whores
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
And then my night got REAL pukey
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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