I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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