It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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