This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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