oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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