So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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