that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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