Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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