Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
