I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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