there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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