Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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