your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
the day after is always just damage control
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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