I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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