never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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