I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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