watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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