We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I need to calm my uterus...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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