I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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