I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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