there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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