so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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