At least make sure they are 18
Why
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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