He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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