Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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