David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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