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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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