How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
me + whiskey = a bad person
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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