Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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