Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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