I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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