I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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